There is something to be said about flying. You never know who you are going to meet (not that i particularly like meeting people) or what you are going to see for that matter. I have seen more damned leggings in the last 4 hours then is humanly necessary...
Anywhoo, i have this bum shoulder i have been dealing with on and off for the last 2 years. Some days it hurts like a sonofabitch...some days its fine. I tried to make sure i got seats on the flights on the right side of the plane so i wouldnt have anyone hit it....well no such luck. Needless to say its going to be a painful weekend. I found that my little ipod Brenda filled up for me is really calming. So the fidgety dude next to me who seems to have Tourettes and the kid screaming 3 rows back is sort of blocked out. I feel bad for the momma of that baby...its a rough road flying with an infant and this one sounds in pain. Ears are a finicky thing.
On to what i really want to write about. So i was noticing at work what people wear. You know, what do you think business attire is? I would assume it does not include seeing any kind of under garments. Or vaginal space for that matter. Maybe i am a prude? Maybe i just have some semblance of modesty? Maybe i am wrong, maybe vaginas should be seen? I mean if you are an Ob/GYN that makes total sense...but i work in an billing office people.
So i was walking by a co worker, whom i do not know very well, she was leaning on a desk and not bending at the knees....side bar- if you are wearing a short dress please for the love of all that is good bend at the knees...its more becoming of a lady- and i definitely saw London and France and the whole of her underpants...sad thing was others could as well. What ever do you do in that moment? I slowly walked by and got her attention and did the distraction thing so she would smooth out her dress...it worked. I was a bit dumbfounded and let it go, someone else didnt and she had to be talked to abut the length of her dress.
So because of this i have come up with yet 3 new rules
1. If your dress is not longer than your underwear please do not wear it to work.
2. If your dress is short remember the person next to you when you flip your chair around to talk to them...panty shows are not attractive at any age.
3. If all else fails wear a long-er dress with some pantaloons...thats what mormons do and we tend to be safe.
My girl who sits close to me came up with these rules with me. We were really talking about how we would rather be in pajamas all day and not see any grossness...we just want to go to work do our jobs and go home. She and I are not much for drama so when drama appears we disappear, and quickly.
Sometimes i get really bad anxiety. This trip has created quite a bit of it for me. Shane was dropping me off at the airport this morning, i was telling him how uncomfortable this trip was feeling for me, he was reassuring and kind. I know lots of people dont think he can be like that but he is...thats what 3 daughters will do to ya. He told me nothing matters until i come home to him. That he loves me, every part of me the way i am. Made me feel so much better. Still makes me tear up...even next to Mr. Fidgety...whom i am going to punch if he swears one more time...its nice to have support like that. I even got a message from one of my girls giving me some kind words. Its nice that when you think you are alone and a weirdo you really arent. I suppose that is the way it is with Heavenly Father. He is always there no matter who, what, where or how we are. Its a bit of a calming that enters for me. (Great fidgety guy is drinking vodka and oj) ....
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